Some men want to send rockets to space, others want to win an Olympic gold. Two of them read this blog. Going from girl to girl in just a few days, I felt like a call-out tradesman visiting each one to service them.
Have you ever texted a selfish, inconsiderate, lazy, no soul, no conscience, no bed frame owning fuckboy you were dating but also not dating and he never responded? Or he only partially responded and avoided the part of your message where you said you have developed feelings for him against your will since you consider him to be a skinny-jeaned, buttoned-down bearded monster? But in all seriousness, please run into a sea.
And then it hit social media and basically fucking exploded all over the place. Nothing like someone who fancies himself to be a real-life Christian Grey…. Oh the wit.
Last edited on Sep 25 Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24 I thought he had enough potential to be my bae but turns out, all he was was a fuck boy.
I was already having some type of night, though I guess I should say morning, since I'd spent the first five hours past midnight snorting stuff to stay awake. Which is why I needed the text that came through as I was walk-of-shaming down the subway steps like my still-sprinting heart needed another hit. Honestly feel like I deserved way more than a text.
It was about 12 a. It was good medicine for me after our quality time and a glass read: glasses of wine. Because before I settled into this beautifully queer synchretic spiritual life I have created… I was churched.
You seem to be browsing on a screen size, browser, or device that this website cannot support. Some things might look and act a little weird. Even if these acts were well-intentioned, they were not perceived as such.
What the heck is going on. But first, just a quick shoutout to all of my beautiful friends, family and those reading this post that have found their other half. Now I know, I know… what the heck is a fuckboy, how can I tell if they are one, and how the hell do I avoid them? But first things first, what exactly is a fuckboy?
Whenever the subject of Fuckboys come up, I either feel like I know everything about them or absolutely nothing at all. To the girl who is in love with the Fuckboy, they might not be a Fuckboy to you. If you want to truly conquer the Fuckboy, you first MUST acknowledge him for who he is in all his shameful glory.