Warning: The walkscotland. Also, the jokes are not very funny. Joke An old Canadian gentleman on his way to a walking holiday in the French Alps, arrives in Paris by plane.
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Jack Handey is a solidly built man of 64 with a swoop of graying hair; when he smiles, his teeth are blindingly white. Jack and Marta have been together for 36 years. Handey is familiar with the real Hawaii; he recounted a memorable trip the couple took to Kauai, in which a beautiful day of snorkeling ended at nightfall with hundreds of cockroaches emerging from every corner of their rental house and swarming over everything they owned.
A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food. He looks up at the menu above the bar it says:.
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What's the secret of a good Christmas cracker joke? Julian Reed, of Robin Reed Hand-Made Crackers, explains: 'The whole point is that they are not meant to be that funny - they are groan-inducing. The bigger the groan, the better the joke. As the following jokes make painfully clear, the vetting process works?
A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus.
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